10 Signs That You Own A Pit Bull

1.)    You spend more money on replacing dog toys than you do on yourself.

            Between fetch and tug-a-war dog toys do not stand a chance against a Pit Bull. You might even have a toy graveyard where all the decapitated and destuffed and delimbed toys go after meeting your Pit Bull. Our household record: 3 minutes. It took Chase 3 minutes to destroy a stuffed duck.

2.)    People ask you what your exercise routine is and you reply: “I own a Pit Bull.”

From Google Images

            It is no secret that Pit Bulls have endless energy. These active dogs are your walking, running, hiking, any outdoor activity buddy. And they are always ready to go!

3.)    Drool has just become a part of your life.

            There is no way around it. Slobber happens. Just wipe it off and move on.

4.)    You have accepted the fact that there is no such thing as “sharing” a blanket.

            Or sharing anything with your Pit Bull, really. They sneak their way into your heart…and then onto your couch…and then your bed…and now you’re feeding them half of your sandwich before you even get a bite because, come on, that face!

5.)    You find yourself repeating “He’s very friendly” to everyone your dog meets.

            Some people may be timid at first, but once they meet your Pit Bull, it doesn’t take long for them to realize the truth behind those words. And then become covered in slobbery kisses.

6.)    Having a well manicured lawn is overrated.

            Your backyard is a mind field of ankle-breakers (what we here call those small holes dug in your yard that aren’t really visible but are just enough to snap your ankle when you stumble into it). And you can see a clear map of everywhere your Pit Bull roams by the numerous dirt paths spread around your yard. The yard is their kingdom and they shall rule it how they see fit!

7.)    So is going to the bathroom alone.

            Hey, Pit Bulls don’t judge. Just view it as your own personal protector of your porcelain thrown.

8.)    You actually considered purchasing a gas mask.

            I don’t think this one needs any further explanation. You understand. And so do I.

9.)    You buy moisturizer…for your dog.

            Pit Bulls are prone to having thin dry skin that can result in patches of hair loss, and rough dry paws. No big deal. Just slap some doggy moisturizer on and call it good.

10.) You never knew how much love you could have for a little being until the day your Pit Bull came into your life.

            Pit Bull owners are loud and proud. You’ll never find a more loyal friend that displays such unconditional love as your Pit Bull.


What other lovable traits does your Pit Bull have?